April Fools Day Quotes

One Thing Kids Like

One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  “Oh, no,” I said.  “Disneyland burned down.”  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  [...]


Real Friends Are Those

Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Author Unknown


Suppose The World Were

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? George Bernard Shaw


Men Reach Their Sexual

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.  Women reach theirs at thirty-five.  Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner


The Aim Of A Joke

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. George Orwell


I Have Great Faith

I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it. Edgar Allan Poe


It Is Better To Weep

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. Spanish Proverb


A Sense Of Humor

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman


Don’t Give Cherries

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. Irish Proverb


It Is The Ability To Take

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman